李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城

等我女儿长大了,我会告诉她!假如一个男人疼爱你挤公交,抱怨你不准时吃饭,一向提示你少喝酒伤身体,阴雨天吩咐你下班回家注意安全,患病时发搞笑短信哄 你……请不要理他!然后跟那个能够开车送你、患病陪你、吃饭带你、下班接你的人在一起……嘴上说的再好不如干一件实事!我们都已经过了耳听爱情的年岁。

When my daughter grows up, I will tell her this: If a man says he feels bad because you commute in a crowded bus, complains that you don’t have meals regularly, keeps reminding you that drinking too much is bad for health, tells you to be careful on your way home on a rainy day, sends funny messages to you when you are sicqq拼音输入法k in bed...Just ignore him! Stay with the man who drives you to work, accompanies you when you are sick, takes you to dinanzapner, picks you up after work...A thousand sweet words are nothing against a real thing. We all have passed the age that takes words for love.

人要贵,衣服再贵没有用。

Expensive clothes are useless if the person wearing them is not n百丽oble.

女性,该给你的都会给你,还没给你的,等着。等候是一门学识。

Woman, everything meant for you will come to you. If they have not come, just 滴水观音wait.坂本龙一 Waiting is a skill that is learned.

像我们靠谱一点的端午节中秋节是好的,西方节日你那么激动干什么,你看现在什么都是节日了,烦不烦啊?什么父亲节,母亲节,光棍节,平安夜,真是瞎折腾,贡献你妈还分日子的啊?

Some festivals in our country, such as Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival are good enough. Why are you so exci李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城ted about western festivals? It is tiresome to have so many festivals—Father’s Day, Mother’李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城s Day, Singles’ Day, Silent Night...wgodagodahich are indeed a waste of time and energy, who needs a special date to give presen李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城ts to his/her mother?

一个女性,物质上不依赖你,精神上不依赖你,那么请问你,要你干什么?对女性不要要求太高了。又美又会煮饭的,那是美的电 饭煲。又心爱又永久不会老的,那是樱桃小丸子。又经济独立又以你为中心的,那是你妈。又美又心爱又会煮饭又永久不会老又经济独立又以你为中心的,那是你妈 正用着美的电饭煲给你煮樱桃小丸子。

If a woman does not depend on you for material or emotional support, then why does she have you? Don’t be too demanding on women. Who can be b李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城eautiful and good at cooking? Midea electric cooker. Who can be cute and ne大便黑色是什么原因ver grow old? Chibi Maruko. Who is economically independent and put you first? Your mu全国气候图m. And who糯米粉 is both beautiful and cute, good at cooking and never grow old, e饺子皮怎么做cono狄加度mically independent and put you first? It’s your mum using Midea electric cooker to st吉林大学榜首医院ew Chibi Maruko for you.

人不犯我,我不监犯,人若犯我,礼让三分,人若再犯,斩草除根。

I will never attack others if they leave me alone. If other people attack me, I will respond with politeness. If they attack me again, I will chase them to the end of the world.

30岁的女性穿衣服不用重样式,要注重面料,30岁的女性要是没有男人爱,那么一定要找面料好的衣服来保护自己。

A 30-something woman should care less about the style but care more about the fabric when she buys clothes. If a 30-something woman has no man to love her, at least she has clothes of good fabric to protect her.

高 贵的女性看她的鞋。精美的女性看她的指甲。性感的女性看她的香水。气质的女性看她的手表。拜金的女性看她的包包懒人饭。感李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城性的女性看她的文章。贤惠的女性看她的 拿手菜。浪漫的女性看她的睡衣。小资的女性看她的化妆包……我看完发现我如同不是女性!赶忙掏出身份证一看,性别:女。心里才结壮了些。太不容易了,相同 没占,活的还挺起劲的!

Judging a noble woman by her shoes, an exquisite woman by her nails, a sexy woman by her perfume, an elegant woman by her watch, a mo提线木偶ney-worshipping woman by her bag, an emotional woman by her writings, a virtuous woman by her specialty dish, a romantic woman by her pajamas, a woman with petty bourgeoisie sentiments by her makeup bag…Upon reading this it suddenly dawns on me th伊达政宗全歼友军at I may not be a woman! I take out my identit水稀y card and it comforts me to see the gender is “woman”. It’s so rare for me to be a woman who is non陈晟俊e of those and still live a great life!

愿望敏捷胀大,自我的内核却越来越弱。我看得太多,许多所谓的名女性都是“世界物流”,背面就拖着几大箱集装箱,里边什么都没有,便是“装”着。她们被抬得很高,但是经不起晃。我只想踏结壮实地走,对实在的坚持会成为我的保护伞。

As the desire swe李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城lls rapidly, the inner self is weaker and weaker. I have seen too many famous women who are “international logistics” essentially. They are towed with a number of big containers, which are all empty but they pretend they are not. They are carried so high but cannot stand a li李亚倩,毒舌金星经典语录,邹城ttle shaking. As for me, I want to walk o梁红玉擂鼓战金山n real ground, and protect myself by sticking to reality.

曾经韩剧三宝事故癌症治不好,现在是长腿欧巴爱洗澡。

The magic weapons of Korean TV series in the past are car crashes and cancer which is incurable, now莫斯科气候adays the magic weapons are handsome young man with long legs who enjoy bathing.

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